Welcome to Coming Soon to DVD and Video. My name is Richard Scrabble. I started doing stuff like this ages ago. I tried making a website in my freshman year of high school and that ended with a bit of drama with a then-friend, and now I've decided to give this whole thing another go thanks to Neocities.
I have a YouTube Channel, I'll have it embedded straight to your left with the rest of my socials. I'm gonna throw down some cool old stickers and graphics I found on some other blogs (credit will be given fear not!), but I chose them based entirely off design. I wouldn't recommend going to any of the websites advertised as things can change in 30 years. Did you know Zelda dot com was originally a lesbian porn site?
Come on in, kick your feet up, and if you get dirt on the carpet I'll file for divorce and a restraining order.